The Science of Women
Ever since way back when in the Garden of Eden when our loving, forgiving, Heavenly Father first created man, he created the first woman right after he created Adam. We men haven’t been happy since. I’m just joking. Like waving a lot can be told from a woman by her body lanquage. Please read the following.
Every woman likes to be respected. They like compliments on their hair, clothes, eyes, anything. If a girl is making lots of eye contact, talking a lot, and seems interested, you have a winner, stay tuned. If a girl is constantly looking away from you, doesn’t seem interested in what your talking about, or is trying to get away, you can draw your own conclusion there. Which brings me to my next topic-Talking. Always maintain a good conversation with a girl. When talking, it’s important to have a good balance, like riding a bike. It’s a two-way street. you talk 50% she talks 50%. Try to stay away from boring topics or mutual topics like TV or movies, instead talking about yourself or the girl, ask questions that require more than a yes or no answer. Get them talking! Communication is key! After that, if you play your cards right, you plan a social get-to-gether. Their are plenty of good ideas like movies, festivals, concerts, or just go together on Church outings, or field trips, or something like that. Which brings me to another, crucial point-If momman ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy! NEVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER say a girl looks fat, skinny, or ugly, instead say they look nice or smokin’ hot! You never insult a girl unless you have established a good, mutual relationship where you two find it OK to make fun of eachother, then it’s semi-OK. That’s all I have for right now but if I think of more I will post it. Thank you.