Commercial Wars!
This was an old play Colt and I put together way back in 7th Grade, and was probably the most fun I had had in a long time…..so enjoy!
Commercial Wars!
Earl-We’re finally getting jobs!I’m getting a jb for a commercial company,”Ad Light!”.
Colt-I’m also working at a commercial industry,”Ad Dark!”.It’s the commercial company of eeeeeevil!
Colt-(Props)Try new radioactive-O’s,there guarenteed not to make you mutate,asterisk,and that is according to our five closest friends.But it doesn’t matter that I said that because you’re already begging for it,you don’t even know what an asterisk is you little twit!
Earl-(Props)Try new”Circletine”,it’s great,good tasting,and not radioactive,like some cereals!Remember this is Luheerio,your commercial speaker!
Earl-(Props)Spring Tarts,they’re made with 50% more malaria!Now in Pheunomia,common cold,Influenza,RPG ridiculosity,and sweet cherry(with cancer).Remember,they’re crazy infectious!!
Earl-New!Carbo Roaster!It melts,literally melts the jelly fat!Where does it go you ask?We can’t tell you on television!This is Luheerio speaking for the lukemia society have a nice night/day!
Colt-New dog-skin clothes!They’re made of 110% dog!Use it when you’re driving cars,listening to elevator music,or walking your dog(or llama)!Buy now!Buy,buy now!I don’t care if you even use it to feed your cat,just buy them so we can get them out of the bleeding warehouse!They’re littering up every-waddaya mean we’re out of ti……Luheerio!!
Pretty much after this it led to a lightsaber fight, where, during the live performance, after I stabbed Colt once, he toppled over.