04.28.07

Top Ten Ways Heroes Could End

Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 9:10 pm by earl

 

  1. Sylar and Peter could have a non-5 second showdown, and something really cool could happen. 
  2. Sylar could take the powers of Ted and Candace, then have a power overload.
  3. Peter’s vision could come true and they all blow up.  
  4. They could put Peter, Sylar, and Ted in a box  in a box and ship them over to Africa.  
  5. My flatulence joke that I put in could come true. (You have to see Peter’s vision to get the joke.) 
  6. Hiro could keep going back to the past over and over until he fixes it.
  7. They could all live happily ever after!
  8. Ted could just nuke Peter and Sylar.
  9. The vision could come true, then in some weird way Claire could come back to life and Linderman could heal the rest.
  10. Monk could come in and save the day.

04.27.07

Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Buy Used

Posted in Top Tens at 7:10 am by earl

  1. Food 
  2. Toilet Paper-Obvious Joke 
  3. Underwear
  4. Paper
  5. DVDs-Scratch City
  6. Macs-Well, don’t buy those anyway.
  7. Cars
  8. Shoes
  9. Bedsheets
  10. TVs

04.24.07

Top Ten Facts About Sylar

Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 3:51 pm by earl

Ladies and Gentlemen, Sylar 

  1. HE REMOVES HEROES’ BRAINS!!!!!
  2. His real name is Gabriel. (Well that explains most of his rage.) 
  3. He’s going to be killed in a future episode. 
  4. He enjoys long walks on the beach.
  5. He used to be a clockworker.
  6. He wears a trenchcoat a lot.
  7. He can levitate stuff like lockers, glass, and possibly kittens.
  8. He killed Issac. And that mechanic. And that melty-guy.
  9. The guy who plays him’s real name is Zachary Quinto.
  10. His cellphone is set to vibrate.

04.19.07

My Top Ten Favorite TV Shows

Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 8:19 pm by earl

 

  1. Tie-Monk and Mythbusters
  2. Kenan and Kel 
  3. Heroes
  4. The Office
  5. My Name is Earl 
  6. Everybody Loves Raymond
  7. The King of Queens
  8. Seinfeld
  9. Scrubs
  10. American Idol

04.06.07

My Top Ten Favorite TV Characters

Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 2:39 pm by earl

Once again, subject to change.

 

  1. Hiro Nakamura-Heroes
  2. Adam Savage/Jamie Hynneman-Mythbusters
  3. Adrian Monk-Monk 
  4. Dwight Shrute/Micheal Scott/Jim Halbert-The Office
  5. Dr. Nick-The Simpsons
  6. Taylor Hicks-American Idol (He was on TV, it counts.)
  7. Homer Simpson-The Simpsons
  8. Peter Petrelli-Heroes
  9. Doug Heffernon-The King of Queens
  10. Jimmy Hughes-Yes, Dear

04.03.07

Top Ten Reasons I Don’t Want to get Messenger

Posted in Top Tens at 5:08 pm by earl

 

  1. I just don’t want to.
  2. No offense James, Colt, Linklinker, or whoever, but I talk to you enough at school.
  3. What would we talk about!?!?!
  4. I’m comfortable where I am.
  5. It’s a tad too complicated for me.
  6. I’ll just stick with commenting.
  7. I have better things to do (I only spend 1-2 hours on the computer a day, and I don’t want to spend any more!)
  8. I like talking to people in person. (Besides comments, that’s just little remarks, what you’re talking about is a whole conversation!)
  9. It’s too social.
  10. I just don’t want to.

Let the comment flood begin!

04.02.07

Top Ten Movies I’m Looking Forward to in 2007

Posted in Movies, Top Tens at 4:26 pm by earl

  1. Spider Man 3-I’ve seen everyone of these in theaters so far, and Spiderman is favorite superhero.
  2. Pirates of the Carribean 3:At World’s End-It was really close between this and SM3, but I decided to put SM3 first, I still like this one though.
  3. National Treasure 2-I loved the first, I’ll probably love this one.
  4. Evan Almighty-Steve Carrel is funny…..enough said.
  5. The Simpsons Movie-I think this will be hillarious.
  6. The Fantastic Four:Rise of the Silver Surfer-Jessica Alba is hot.
  7. Next-It stars Nicolas Cage. Expect action, a cool/weird storyline, and car chases.
  8. Rush Hour 3-Chris Tucker can be funny at times.
  9. Transformers-It has John Turturro! (Monk’s brother)
  10. Mr. Bean’s Holiday-I just saw this one and knew it had to be on this list.

04.01.07

Top Ten April Fool’s Jokes

Posted in Top Tens at 8:42 am by earl

April Fool’s Day is probably one of my favorite days of the year. I once made a list of people to prank. Ahhh. Good times, goooood times.

  1. Tell everyone that you know that you have done some soul-searching and that you plan to join a cult in the Phillipines, and go to the Phillipines.
  2. Tell someone that you will sell them your next-gen PS3 for $50.
  3. Tell someone that you will go bungee-jumping if they will go with you, and then stay back when they jump.
  4. Pretend you speak a different lanquage.
  5. Tell everyone it’s your birthday.
  6. Pretend to be gothic.
  7. Go around flying in a cape yelling “I’m Superman/girl!” (I know a person that actually did this.)
  8. Go around screaming ”The voices are back, the voices are back!” (I actually did this one.) It was truth or dare, and I was dared.
  9. If you’re in school, tell your teacher you’re not doing any work.
  10. Tell everyone they’ll never see you again. 

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