12.28.07
Posted in Movies, The Tube, Top Tens, Video Games at 2:26 pm by earl
Hey guys, this is The Earl-ies 2007, where I designate the the best of the year. Thanks to everyone who voted and argued about Pirates of the Carribean 3, but ultimately I have decided the winners. I decided not to give out awards to games I had not played, which eliminates a lot of categories. I found that’s they weren’t based on the game’s quality as much as they were just guesses. But don’t worry, I still have tons more to offer. I’ll list the category, below it some nominees if there are any others, and then I’ll start a sentence with the winner in bold writing, just so there’s no confusion. Let’s move on. Oh and by the way, Super MArio Galaxy won Gamespot’s Game of the Year!!!
Best New TV Show of 2007
Chuck, due to the hillarity of the situations, and how it reminds me of Monk. That is a very good thing.
Best Returning Show of 2007
Scrubs Heroes The Office My Name is Earl Monk Psych Mythbusters
Tie Between Heroes and Scrubs, because Heroes delivered not one but two awesome finales this year, and Scrubs is as funny as ever, and it won’t be here this time next year. (Tears)
Best New TV Show Character of 2007
Monica Dawson Adam Monroe Bob Bishop
Adam Monroe, thanks to his cool theories of wiping Earth’s slate clean and just being a cool villain.
Best Movie Moment of 2007
Maelstrom Scene in Pirates 3
Final Battle in Transformers
Destruction of Venom in the Bell Tower
Any of the Skating Scenes in Blades of Glory
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Maelstrom Scene in Pirates 3, there’s just so much going on, that it’s automatically awesome.
Best Movie of 2007
Spiderman 3
Wild Hogs
Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World’s End
Transformers
Blades of Glory
National Treasure 2
NAtional Treasure 2, this is a great movie and one that any fan of the series should see.
Top Video Games of 2007
7. Metroid Prime 3
6. Assassin’s Creed
5. The Simpsons Game
4. Halo 3
3. Ratchet and Clank 5
2. Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
1. Super Mario Galaxy-It is a picasso of gaming. True Perfection.
Best Console of 2007
Wii, because it has a perfect game.
Biggest Dissapointment of 2007
The Writers Strike
Brawl in February
No More Scrubs SOon
No More King of Queens
They are all equally dissapointing.
Game Most Looking Forward to in 2008
If you don’t know the answer, leave.
Best DVD of 2007
Heroes Season 1
Transformers
Pirates 3
Heroes Season 1 Thanks to the great Features and the Bargain at $40!
Thank you guys for reading and I hope 2008 is a great year for all of you!
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Posted in Music, Top Tens at 1:39 pm by earl
10. Through the Fire and Flames-DragonForce-Credits-Insane
9. Before I Forget-Slipknot-Set 7
8. The Seeker-The Who-Set 3
7. Slow Ride-Foghat-Set 1
6. Rock You Like A Hurricane-The Scorpions-Set 5
5. Miss Murder-A.F.I.-Set 3
4. The Devil Went Down to Georgia-Inspired by The Charlie Daniels Band-Final Super Hard
Guitar Battle
3. Black Magic Woman-Santana-Set 6
2. Can’t Be Saved-Senses Fail-Bonus
1. The Metal-Tenacious D-Set 6
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12.20.07
Posted in Movies, Top Tens at 10:06 am by earl
(Note: These Are Actual Movies that came out, not the claymation specials.)
10. Jingle All the Way
9. The Polar Express
8. The Nightmare Before Christmas
7. Home Alone
6. Ernest Saves Christmas
5. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
4. Elf
3. A Christmas Story
2. The Santa Clause
1. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
If you disagree with me, feel free to comment. I know you will.
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12.13.07
Posted in Top Tens at 6:29 pm by earl
Since I love Christmas shopping and just the whole zanyness of it-I was asked by a lady to get something off the top shelf-, I thought I would give the top ten tips for holiday shopping, as you can see.
10. Eat plenty, that way you’ll have plenty of nutrition.
9. Get plenty of sleep and wear good, comfortable shoes.
8. If you’re getting gifts for a certain person, and they’re with you, create a diversion, but whatever you do, don’t ask them to hold the bag!
7. Avoid long lines by having one person to start waiting in lines for you, and if possible, split into groups and go one at a time throught the express checkout.
6. Plan out where you want and need to go, and make a schedule.
5. If someone else takes something right before you, don’t get upset. Do like my cousin and follow them until they’re not looking and take it out of their cart.
4. Ask the person what they want before you just guess, but surprise them.
3. Look for the best deals in the newspaper and make a plan of attack.
2. Take someone with you to help out, trust me, it makes it a whole lot better.
1. Make a list. This is an extremely important part.
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12.10.07
Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 6:36 pm by earl
Here is my list of the Top Ten Christmas-themed episodes of TV Shows of All Time. Thanks to Wikipedia. I’m sure some will get mad, so if you are, feel free to jump down my throat in comment form. Happy Gilmore was in a Christmas Movie Marathon!!! Note: I have left out the classic claymation cartoons in all of my lists because they are all true classics that shouldn’t be compared. That and these are supposed to be TV Episodes.
10. Scrubs: My Best Moment
9. Invader Zim: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (If noone remembers Invader Zim, shame on you.)
8. Rugrats: The Santa Experience and the Spongebob Christmas Special
7. The Simpsons: Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
6. The Office: A Benihana Christmas
5. Home Improvement: Name-? (The one where Tim sings No-Al)
4. My Name is Earl: White Lie Christmas
3. The Mythbusters Holiday Special
2. Mr. Monk and the Man who Shot Santa
1. Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
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12.02.07
Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 9:28 am by earl
As you may know due to the fact that I won’t be quiet about it, Heroes is concluding it’s Second Volume-Generations, with the 13th episode, Powerless. I automatically think this is referring to Sylar. In the promo, you can see Sylar in the alley injecting himself with something getting his powers back, hopefully. They also said 2 Heroes will fall! Here are my top ten theories:
10. Ando becomes a hero.
9. The virus is released.
8. They all realize they don’t care about the virus anymore.
7. Kaito returns, reveals an awesome power, and saves the day. How he lived his murder I’m still working on.
6. Peter finds out about Adam’s evil ways and kills him.
5. Matt pulls a Jedi mind trick on Adam.
4. Claude Returns and save the day! I will never give up on that hope.
3. Sylar IS NOT KILLED!!!
2. Hiro will kill Adam once and for all.
1. Sylar will get his powers back, there’s a huge showdown, he kills Maya and takes her power, and then kills Adam for his power, unleashing a whole can of trouble. However, something happens that makes him leave-Hiro teleporting him, etc. And that’s what causes the name of Volume 3-Exodus, they’re running.
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11.11.07
Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 2:07 pm by earl
Monday, November 12, will showcase a brand new episode of Heroes, where it fills in the mystery-filled four month span between the bomb avoidance at the end of Season 1 and where we picked up about 2 months ago. Man, time flies when you’re watching Heroes. This kinda just makes me want the Heroes to sit around a table and answer these one by one.
10. Who is Elle, who’s her dad, and what relation does she have with Peter/The Company? (These are all related).
9. Where did Sylar go after the bomb?
8. Who’s paying the mortgage with Matt and Mohinder living together?
7. (Insert question here)
6. When did D.L. die?
5. How does Dwight fit in with all of this?
4. What is the deal with the mutilated face of Nathan sometimes in the mirror, and who’s face was that in the promo with the yellow eye?
3. Why does Peter have amnesia, and how did he end up in the container?
2. How did Adam Monroe and Peter meet?
1. How did Nathan survive the bomb and where did Peter go after it?
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10.06.07
Posted in Comics, Movies, Music, Quotes, Randomness, Sweet Internet Games, Tech, The Tube, The Way Earl Sees It, Top Tens, Video Games, Videos, Weapons of Mass Enjoyment at 5:23 pm by earl
Ok, I did have a huge really drawn out description of me thanking everyone, but the MAN running iblog365 messed it up! Just like they did with my favorite posting system. Thanks! And thank you to the reader. Thanks. If you didn’t read it between 5:25 and 5:28 today, you missed out on some comedic genius. Thank you guys who helped out.
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09.30.07
Posted in Top Tens, Video Games at 4:10 pm by earl
1. Plasma Sword backflip pwn on The Pit.
2. Gravity Hammering Sergeant Johnson on that co-op mission.
3. Getting pwned by Colt on the Ghost……10 times in a row.
4. Finding the lone NPC Slim/Kitty/The Bear and beating him down.
5. Getting Spartan Lasered out of nowhere.
6. Gravity Hammering Flanders from behind.
7. Trying to get on the turret on Flanders’ Mongoose, me telling him to back up, and him running me over.
8. Killing Innocent Marines and then seeing them turn on me.
9. Watching our saved films in fast forward with the Benny Hill theme.
10. Jumping with missile pod from the warp pad and pwning Flanders and Colt together. Can you say Double Kill?
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09.15.07
Posted in Top Tens, Video Games at 5:50 pm by earl
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- Lock the your door. Mario isn’t that strong.
- Employ Kratos or Master Chief as your first boss. You’ll never hear from Mario again.
- Take all of the mushrooms out of the castle.
- STOP THROWING WEAPONS!!!!!! THIS MEANS KOOPA SHELLS!!!!!!!!!!
- Get out of your little smiley face thing and fight like a man. Your 6 feet taller than him. Do the math.
- Wear a helmet.
- Stop kidnapping Princess Peach.
- Kidnap Luigi instead. He’s second banana, and noone in Mushroom Kingdom would care.Â
- Really mess things up and kidnap Zelda. TEAM UP WITH GANONDORF!!!!!!!
- Buy a security system.
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09.09.07
Posted in Top Tens at 5:54 pm by earl
 
I know, it has to do with video games,but at least it’s all coming from my head. It’s all original baby!!!!
- Say Gears of War is better.
- Say Halo 3 should have been a PS3 title, too.
- Proclaim that the SMG is the weapon to look forward to in Halo 3.
- Say that Kratos could sooooo take Master Chief.
- Use Cliffy B. as your on-screen name. Or Cat Meat.
- Walk out saying “You know, this game could bomb.”.
- Make boring documentaries with the film-save feature. There are soooo much more possibilities. Just like Campbell soup. Sorry, lame joke.
- Use pink as your uniform color.
- Make fun of Master Chief.
- Say the Arbiter could take Master Chief.
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08.28.07
Posted in The Tube, Top Tens at 9:25 am by earl
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Note:These are best episodes so far.
- Mr. Monk and the Candidate-A great mystery, great episode.
- Mr. Monk and the Three Pies-I cry every time.
- Mr. Monk Goes Back to School
- Mr. Monk and the KidÂ
- Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
- Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
- Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
- Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
- Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
- Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
Best Season-Season 2Â
Honorable Mentions-
- Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival
- Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
- Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
- Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month
- Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
- Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
- Mr. Monk Can’t See A Thing
- Mr. Monk Gets A New Shrink
- Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
- Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
- Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
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