12.24.07
Posted in Quotes, Weapons of Mass Enjoyment at 4:59 pm by earl
Sure, it may sound corny, but think about it. Without them, who would you send a Merry Christmas to? Who would help you decorate the tree? Who would be the receiver or giver of your gifts? Friends and Family are truly the best parts of Christmas, and are something we should all treasure. I love my family, and I smewhat like my friends. Just kidding, I appreciate you guys including Dragon master, James, Steven, Nolanator, and all the rest of my friends at school for hearing me ramble on about how Adam could possibly get out of his premature grave, and how Locker Buddies is cool. (I will never give up.) The yawn thing was also pretty cool. Anyway, thank you all for all that you do. I hope you all have an extremely Merry Christmas, safe travels, and a happy new year. I probably won’t be posting again until at earliest December 26th, I’ll be busy playing Kingdom Hearts. HA!!! Here are some of my favorite Christmas quotes:
Michael Scott: “Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say ‘Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.’
So Phyllis is basically saying ‘Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt’s-worth.’ I gave Ryan an iPod! “
Michael: We are going to sell that tree to charity. Because that’s what Christmas is all about.
Dwight: [bringing in a dead goose] I accidentally ran over it. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Dwight: He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Jim: Wow. Win-win.
Dwight: Exactly, thank you, Jim.
Phyllis: I like goose. If it’s already dead, is it so crazy if we eat it?
Creed: That’s crazy. It’s crazy.
Michael: I’d like everybody’s attention. Christmas is cancelled.
Stanley: You can’t cancel a holiday.
Michael: Keep it up Stanley and you’ll lose New Year’s.
Stanley: What’s that mean?
Michael: Jim, take New Year’s away from Stanley.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’
-Dave Barry in “Christmas Shopping: A Survivor’s Guide”
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
-Dave Barry
Let the children have their night of fun and laughter, let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures…. Sir Winston Churchill
Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.
-Valentine Davies in Miracle on 34th Street
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
-Francis C. Farley
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish.
-Benny Hill
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
-Jay Leno
There are also several other great quotes including prophecies from the Bible, and several others. Thanks for reading. Merry Christmas.
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10.06.07
Posted in Comics, Movies, Music, Quotes, Randomness, Sweet Internet Games, Tech, The Tube, The Way Earl Sees It, Top Tens, Video Games, Videos, Weapons of Mass Enjoyment at 5:23 pm by earl
Ok, I did have a huge really drawn out description of me thanking everyone, but the MAN running iblog365 messed it up! Just like they did with my favorite posting system. Thanks! And thank you to the reader. Thanks. If you didn’t read it between 5:25 and 5:28 today, you missed out on some comedic genius. Thank you guys who helped out.
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09.22.07
Posted in Quotes, The Tube at 7:18 pm by earl
I am soooooooooooooooooooooooo psyched for Heroes this Monday. Even more than I am for Halo.
“Haven’t I killed you before”-Sylar
“Didn’t Take.”-Peter
“Sometimes I look in the mirror and I’m not sure if it’s me looking back.”-Niki
“Save the cheerleader, save the world”-Hiro
“My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?”-Hiro
“I walked through fire and I get didn’t get burned.”-Claire
Simone: These are fantastic!
Issac: No! They’re evil.
Simone: What are you talking about?
Issac: What am I talking about? You know what I’m talking about? (Picks up painting of a burning bus) You see this? Suicide bombing in Israel. I painted it three weeks ago.
Simone: Yeah, so?
Issac: So? That’s this morning’s paper. Look at the number on the bus. This happened yesterday. Yesterday. Something’s wrong with me.
Ando: Hiro, there are twelve and a half million people in this city. Not one of them can bend space and time. Why do you want to be different?!
Hiro: Why do you want to be the same?
Ando: Because that’s what I am. The same.
Hiro: It’s what we all are. Homogenous. Yogurt.
Ando: Huh? Yogurt?
Mr. Bennett: So is that the quarterback?
Claire: Who?
Mr. Bennett: The boy that you like over there.
Claire: I don’t “like” him. I mean he’s a very nice boy, but… yes, he’s the quarterback.
Mr. Bennett: You really wanted to make me happy, you’d only date nerds. Well it worked out very well for your mother.
(after getting thrown out of a van)
Hiro: That hurt more than I thought it would.
Ando: Every hero is on a journey to find his place in the world, it is a Journey, you don’t start at the end, otherwise they can’t make a movie about it later.
Peter: You came from the future and told them to save the cheerleader. Oh, and you had a sword.
Hiro: I had a sword?
D.L.: The good news is, it’s just going to be you and me from here on out. Partners.
Micah: You mean like Batman and Robin?
D.L.: Yeah. Like Batman and Robin. Only…I’m not wearing any tights. You can wear tights, but I’m not wearing tights.
Peter: (about Hiro) You remember how he used to be, all full of hope and optimism?
Ando: Of course. That’s the Hiro I know.
Peter: He went away the day you died. Between you and me, I think you’re the reason he became so obsessed with trying to change it all back. He wants to save you
Nathan: That’s your idea of a brighter future? (points at painting of nuclear explosion)
Linderman: What if I was to tell you that it was?
Nathan: I’d say you were a lousy humanitarian.
Sylar: I think I’m going to do something bad.
Mohinder: You’re a murderer, you don’t get the luxury of regret.
Sylar: You don’t understand. I think I’m going to kill a lot more people. A lot more. I understood it before, the killing. I had a reason; to take what others didn’t deserve. It was natural selection.
Mohinder: What are you talking about?
Sylar: An apocalypse. A massacre. Half the city gone in an instant. They mean nothing. They’re innocent. There’s no gain, so why would I do it? What possible reason would I have for killing so many?
Niki:(looks at Matt) Didn’t i throw you out of a window?
(Thompson comes up quietly behind him and points his gun at Matt’s head.)
Thompson: What am I thinking now, Parkman?
(Mr. Bennet points his gun at Thompson’s head.)
Mr. Bennet: Your last thought.
Matt: We know where Sylar is, we can go after him.
Bennet: No, not without Petrelli. He’s the only one who can stop him.
Matt: I’ve come three thousand miles; I left my pregnant wife at home. He’s a bad guy, I’m a cop, I’m going after him.
Matt: (to Molly) So you can find anyone in the world you just need to think about them?
Molly: Almost anyone.
Matt: Almost?
Molly: There is only one that I can’t.
Matt: Who is that? Is it someone bad Molly, like the boogeyman?
Molly: No. He is a lot worse.
Matt: Why don’t you wanna find it?
Molly: Because when I think about him (whispering) he can see me.
Hiro: (After teleporting to Kirby Plaza) Sylar!!!
Sylar: (Before Hiro puts his blade through his stomach) You!!
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07.30.07
Posted in Quotes at 2:55 pm by earl
Let’s see if you, the reader can guess either who said these quotes or any other crucial piece of information about it, if it’s crucial enough, I’ll give you the credit.
- This is-Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Luke, I, am your father!
- Use wrench to break glass break glass to use wrench……Ooooooohhhh, I love mind puzzles!
- Do’h!
- The future isn’t written in stone!
- Do or do not, there is no try!
- Sherman Sherma Sherman Sherman Sherman Sherman!!!!!!!!
- Benny, get in this car or you’re gonna die!
- In Spanish, It’s Earlo’s Blogo:Parto Dos!
- Nobody makes me bleed my own blood……NOBODY!!!!
- I read it…………In a book!
- Shaken, not stirred.
- Feeny!!!!!!
- You got a dream……you gotta protect it…….Other people that can’t do something want to tell you you can’t either.
- He said he’d kill the one they loved……….they loved eachother!!!!!
- Doc!!!!!!!!
- There are ants all over my head man!!!!!!!!
- There’s a lot of space in this mall!!!Â
- And that’s all I got to say about that.
- 106 miles to Chicago…..Half a pack a cigarettes……..full tank of gas, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses
- There’s an old saying……….Don’t….Change….anything….Ever!
- You’ll thank me later
- Hiyata!
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05.29.07
Posted in Quotes at 9:11 am by earl
- “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine!”-Kenobi
- “Either you’re with me, or you’re my enemy!”-Anakin
- “Luke, I, am your father!”-Vader
- “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oooooooooooo!”-Luke
- “Mesa Jar Jar Binks!”-The guy who ruined Episode 1.
- “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate…..and hate leads to suffering!”-Yoda
- “……….”-Darth Maul when he pulled out the coolest lightsaber ever!
- “You are under arrest by the Galactic Senate!”-Mace Windu/”IÂ AM the Senate!”-Darth Sidious/Palpatine
- “Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaa”-Chewbacca
- “You good for nothing, scruffy looking, Nerfurter!”-Leia/”Who you callin’ Scruffy lookin’?”-Han Solo
- “I love you!”-Leia/”I know”-Han Solo
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05.19.07
Posted in Quotes, The Tube at 2:16 pm by earl
Sorry to be moving on so quickly. Well, as Fozzie the Bear said, “Moving right along!”. That’s funny, he also said “Waka-waka-waka!”. Never trust a talking bear.
- “Hiyata! Hellllllllllllllllloooooooooo Newwwwwwwwww Yorrrrrrrkkkkk!”-Hiro
- “My Name is Sylar!”-Guess
- “Are you on the list?”-BennetÂ
- Thompson-What am I thinking now Parkman!?!” Bennet-”Your last thought!” (Bang!)
- “How do you stop an exploding man?”-Hiro
- “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!”-Peter
- “I’m the invisible man! I can walk around that corner and disappear forever!”-Claude
- “Nathan…..I think I can fly!”-Peter (First episode)
- “Save the cheerleader, save the world!”-Future Hiro
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04.25.07
Posted in Quotes at 7:17 am by earl
- “If you can dodge a wrench/traffic, you can dodge a ball!”-Patches O’ Hoolihan
- “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste!”-Patches
- “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!…..Nobody!”-White Goodman
- “I read it…..In a book!”-White
- “I know that you know that I know that you know that I know! (Peter says, “I know”) Touche’!”
- “You’re best player thinks he’s a pirate!”-White
- “Yargh!”-Steve the Pirate
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04.16.07
Posted in Quotes at 7:18 am by earl
- “It takes a big man to admit his mistakes…..and I am that big man.”-Micheal
- “I am both the early bird and the night owl. IÂ live to party and I have worms.”-Micheal
- “Bailer, I hardly know her!”-Micheal
- “Everything’s fine here Jan, our employees are extremely gruntled.”-Micheal
- (He drops a watermelon that hits Stanley’s car) “O.K., if that’s Stanley’s car, go call his lawyer and see if he does hate crimes, then go put it in the bailer.”-Micheal
- “Ladies and Gentlemen, Christmas has been cancelled.”-Micheal
- “This suit could be for a man or a woman…..I think it’s bisexual.”-Micheal
- “For 8 years I have brought pepper spray into this office…..and for 8 years people have laughed…..well…..who’s laughing now!”-Dwight
- “I…..will not say a thing…..and that makes us even.”-Jim
- “Andy-…..It’s too far…..”-Jim
- “I don’t understand…..Chris Rock can do a comedy routine, and everyone laughs, and when I do the same routine, same timing, people send a complaint to corporate.”-Micheal
- “Take Toby with me, hey, I’d rather kill myself.”-Micheal
- “I don’t care.”-Stanley
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