12.15.07

The Real Perfect Storm

Posted in Video Games at 9:58 pm by earl







Not that 2007 is drawing to a close and the flood of great games has washed away our Christmas lists, and some will be very happy December 25-eternity trying to beat total 5-star Guitar Hero on Expert, we must now look ahead toward the year that is to come, and the awesomeness it has for us. I know that was the world’s longest run-on, but I passed English. Here are some of the biggest games…..in 08.

January
Burnout Paradise-360,PS3-22nd

February
Assassin’s Creed-DS-5th-No, this is not a typo.
Devil May Cry 4-360,PS3-5th
Turok-360,PS3-5th
No More Heroes-Wii-5th
Super Smash Bros. Brawl-Wii-10th-I want a 10 Game Informer, a 10.
Lost Odyssey-360-12th
De Blob-Wii, DS-?
Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword-DS-?

March
Battlefield: Bad Company-360,PS3-?

Quarter 2
Lego Indiana Jones-360, Wii, PS3, PS2, DS, PSP
Splinter Cell: Conviction-360, PC
Mario Kart Wii
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots-PS3
Grand Theft Auto 4-360,PS3
Iron Man-360,Wii,PS3,PS2,PSP
Spore-DS, PC

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed-Wii,360,PS3,PS2,PSP, DS-September

Quarter 4
Fallout 3-PC
Dead Space-360,PS3
Borderlands-360,PS3,PC

Unknown
Alan Wake-360, PC
Afrika-PS3
Alone in the Dark 5-360, PS3, PC, Wii?, PSP
Banjo-Kazooie 3-360
Guitar Hero IV-360, Wii, PS3, PC, PS2?
Ghostbusters-Wii, PS2, PS3, 360, DS, PC
Brutal Legend-360, PS3
Bionic Commando-360, PS3
Mercenaries 2-360, PS3, PS2
Halo Wars-360
Haze-PS3
Killzone 2-PS3
Too Human-360
Tekken 6 (PS3)
StarCraft II (Win)
A Whole Lot of Wii-(Insert thing here) games
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King-PC
Saboteur-360
Soulcaliber 4-360, PS3
Destroy All Humans 3!

AND MORE!!!

Game of the Week: December 9-15

Posted in Video Games at 4:30 pm by earl


I would just like to send a plea out to the game publishers and developers right now. Stop Making the bad games! Ever since the last week of good games in late November, we have had a junkload of horrible games according to Gamespot. With scores like 2.0, 2.5, 3.0 ranging across the board, you need to make it stop! Were you guys too busy playing with the WiiZapper, Super Mario Galaxy, Guitar Hero 3, Halo 3 and Rock Band to put more effort into your games?

Anyway, although the Orange Box came out for the PS3 this week, I don’t want to give it to it again. So I will give Universe at War Game of the Week. The Alvin and the Chipmunks game? Seriously.

#10 Best Thing About Christmas-Department Store Santas

Posted in Weapons of Mass Enjoyment at 11:02 am by earl


We have cracked the top ten, and the list keeps getting better and better! Department store Santas can be a blessing or a curse. The man whose lap you’re sitting on can be a horrible person who hates his job, or can be a jolly man who loves being Santa. I actually know a guy who has a job doing just this. It’s hillarious, kids will point and yell “Santa Claus”! From Monk to the classic Santa in A Christmas Story, Department Store Santas earn their spot at #10.