09.15.07

Top Ten Tips for Bowser to Defeat Mario

Posted in Top Tens, Video Games at 5:50 pm by earl

 

  1. Lock the your door. Mario isn’t that strong.
  2. Employ Kratos or Master Chief as your first boss. You’ll never hear from Mario again.
  3. Take all of the mushrooms out of the castle.
  4. STOP THROWING WEAPONS!!!!!! THIS MEANS KOOPA SHELLS!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Get out of your little smiley face thing and fight like a man. Your 6 feet taller than him. Do the math.
  6. Wear a helmet.
  7. Stop kidnapping Princess Peach.
  8. Kidnap Luigi instead. He’s second banana, and noone in Mushroom Kingdom would care. 
  9. Really mess things up and kidnap Zelda. TEAM UP WITH GANONDORF!!!!!!!
  10. Buy a security system.

2 Comments »

  1. james said,

    September 16, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    LOL! I love it! :lol:

  2. Dragon Master said,

    September 16, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    Yeah,it’s great!

Leave a Comment

*
To prove you're a person (not a spam script), type the security word shown in the picture.
Anti-Spam Image