09.09.07

Top Ten Things Not To Do In Line For/While Playing Halo 3

Posted in Top Tens at 5:54 pm by earl

 

I know, it has to do with video games,but at least it’s all coming from my head. It’s all original baby!!!!

1. Say Gears of War is better.
2. Say Halo 3 should have been a PS3 title, too.
3. Proclaim that the SMG is the weapon to look forward to in Halo 3.
4. Say that Kratos could sooooo take Master Chief.
5. Use Cliffy B. as your on-screen name. Or Cat Meat.
6. Walk out saying “You know, this game could bomb.”.
7. Make boring documentaries with the film-save feature. There are soooo much more possibilities. Just like Campbell soup. Sorry, lame joke.
8. Use pink as your uniform color.
9. Make fun of Master Chief.
10. Say the Arbiter could take Master Chief.

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