09.09.07

Earl’s Tantrums-Annoying People in the Theater

Posted in The Way Earl Sees It at 5:37 pm by earl

 

I would just like to apologize to my loyal fans (all 3 of you) for really just putting stuff about video games for the past few (thousand) posts. And just to show how much I want to make it up, the next 5 posts will be entirely my original ideas and my comedic genius. And I’ve also created a new series, Earl’s Tantrums, which will reveal the things that make me mad. Enjoy.

OK, I know nearly all of my non-Amish readers have went to watch a movie in the theaters. And, every now and then, there will be that mind-numbingly annoying person in the theater. My most recent experience was in Transformers, so far my favorite movie of this year, although I’m sure I could have enjoyed the movie more without this particular person. Yes, anonymous person, this post is somewhat devoted to you. I honestly can’t wait to see the movie on DVD because I probably didn’t hear half of the movie because of this person. OK, the person sat two seats down from me ( I’m sure of it Silverwing), although it felt like she was directly in my ear. Anyway, it’s time I get on my soapbox. Honestly, I can understand if the movie is funny, if you’re enjoying it, but when you’re laughing and it sounds like your abdomen is exploding, and your shouting out profanities like it is, than you should seriously consider either waiting until the last day in theaters (It was opening night when this happened), or when it comes out on DVD. Because I was seriously considering going over there and “escorting” them out myself. This might involve plasma swords.

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