09.09.07
Posted in The Way Earl Sees It at 6:08 pm by earl
Another thing that makes me mad are Game Delays. Too many times have I gotten my hopes up for a game coming out on a certain date and then they get pushed back. Back in June of this year, I had gotten my hopes up for Super Smash Bros. Brawl coming out on June 16. Oh no, it didn’t, and now I’m waiting until December 3rd for my Brawliness. Give me my Brawliness Nintendo! I understand that it takes a while to make a game (despite the Megaman games), but don’t get my hopes up for a soon release and then shatter my hopes! Don’t do it! And on December 3rd I want Brawl!
Permalink
Posted in Top Tens at 5:54 pm by earl
 
I know, it has to do with video games,but at least it’s all coming from my head. It’s all original baby!!!!
- Say Gears of War is better.
- Say Halo 3 should have been a PS3 title, too.
- Proclaim that the SMG is the weapon to look forward to in Halo 3.
- Say that Kratos could sooooo take Master Chief.
- Use Cliffy B. as your on-screen name. Or Cat Meat.
- Walk out saying “You know, this game could bomb.”.
- Make boring documentaries with the film-save feature. There are soooo much more possibilities. Just like Campbell soup. Sorry, lame joke.
- Use pink as your uniform color.
- Make fun of Master Chief.
- Say the Arbiter could take Master Chief.
Permalink
Posted in The Way Earl Sees It at 5:37 pm by earl
 
I would just like to apologize to my loyal fans (all 3 of you) for really just putting stuff about video games for the past few (thousand) posts. And just to show how much I want to make it up, the next 5 posts will be entirely my original ideas and my comedic genius. And I’ve also created a new series, Earl’s Tantrums, which will reveal the things that make me mad. Enjoy.
OK, I know nearly all of my non-Amish readers have went to watch a movie in the theaters. And, every now and then, there will be that mind-numbingly annoying person in the theater. My most recent experience was in Transformers, so far my favorite movie of this year, although I’m sure I could have enjoyed the movie more without this particular person. Yes, anonymous person, this post is somewhat devoted to you. I honestly can’t wait to see the movie on DVD because I probably didn’t hear half of the movie because of this person. OK, the person sat two seats down from me ( I’m sure of it Silverwing), although it felt like she was directly in my ear. Anyway, it’s time I get on my soapbox. Honestly, I can understand if the movie is funny, if you’re enjoying it, but when you’re laughing and it sounds like your abdomen is exploding, and your shouting out profanities like it is, than you should seriously consider either waiting until the last day in theaters (It was opening night when this happened), or when it comes out on DVD. Because I was seriously considering going over there and “escorting” them out myself. This might involve plasma swords.
Permalink