07.23.07
Movie Previews-The Simpsons Movie, I Know Who Killed Me, No Reservations
The Simpsons Movie-Although I have never been a fan of some of The Simpsons humor, some of the jokes in this new movie are just plain slap-the knee hillarious (See below). Although I’ll probably wait until this one hits DVD, this movie looks to be one of the funniest of the summer.
- “Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does!”
- “I’m going to save people I only remotely care about for reasons I don’t know…See ya!”
I Know Who Killed Me-This movie will have Lindsay Lohan escaping from a maniac killer, and then thinks that her twin sister or something like that is still hostage. I don’t know, all I know is confusing movie make my head hurt and I’ll just stick to the old Austin Powers movies for my enjoyment. Yea Baby Yea!
No Reservations-This romantic comedy will have Catherine-Zeta Jones getting together with some other dude in a kitchen environment, but who cares when we have random Austin Powers quotes:
- Everyone, I’d like you to meet my Number Two man, “Number Two”.
- Don’t look at me like I’m Frankenstein, give your father a hug!
- Meet one of my assistants, Random Task. (Reference to Oddjob, a Bond Villain…..Think about it.)
- This is Fran, who created the militant wing of the Salvation army.
- We will hold the world ransom for-One Million dollars! (Dr. Evil, One Million dollars isn’t that much money anymore.) Okay…..One billion, kajillion, fe-fy-fo-fillion,……