07.23.07
Posted in Movies at 2:41 pm by earl
The Simpsons Movie-Although I have never been a fan of some of The Simpsons humor, some of the jokes in this new movie are just plain slap-the knee hillarious (See below). Although I’ll probably wait until this one hits DVD, this movie looks to be one of the funniest of the summer.
- “Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does!”
- “I’m going to save people I only remotely care about for reasons I don’t know…See ya!”
I Know Who Killed Me-This movie will have Lindsay Lohan escaping from a maniac killer, and then thinks that her twin sister or something like that is still hostage. I don’t know, all I know is confusing movie make my head hurt and I’ll just stick to the old Austin Powers movies for my enjoyment. Yea Baby Yea!
No Reservations-This romantic comedy will have Catherine-Zeta Jones getting together with some other dude in a kitchen environment, but who cares when we have random Austin Powers quotes:
- Everyone, I’d like you to meet my Number Two man, “Number Two”.
- Don’t look at me like I’m Frankenstein, give your father a hug!
- Meet one of my assistants, Random Task. (Reference to Oddjob, a Bond Villain…..Think about it.)
- This is Fran, who created the militant wing of the Salvation army.
- We will hold the world ransom for-One Million dollars! (Dr. Evil, One Million dollars isn’t that much money anymore.) Okay…..One billion, kajillion, fe-fy-fo-fillion,……
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Posted in Game Reviews at 2:19 pm by earl
(9.5/10.00) As mentioned below, one of my favorite games is 007:Nightfire. This completely new storyine has 007 (Pierce Brosnan) on a mission to stop Drake from blowing up the world or something. Although the missions are amazingly fun, where this game shines to me is it’s multiplayer. Up to four people can battle it out in several different maps in several different game modes as several different characters, from Oddjob to Bond Spacesuit. Another thing I loved were the weapons. Including the Golden Gun, Scorpion (heatseeker missile), Sentinel (regular missile), Tactical Sniper, and more, this game could keep any Bond enthusiast entertained for days. The only thing that could get annoying would be the shortness of the game and sometimes I just wanted different things from the multiplayer. Overall, this is a great game for any gamer looking or a great, replayable game.
 
 
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Posted in Top Tens, Video Games at 1:53 pm by earl
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Just to make everything clear, this is a revised edition of that with new games. Just making sure.
- Ratchet and Clank:Up Your Arsenal-The levels are genius, the bosses are bad, the gameplay is fun, there are certain ways to approach a boss, and more!
- Super Smash Bros. Series-The reason I put series is because of Brawl coming out in December, but the fighting here is just insane and totally fun!
- Guitar Hero 2-With great songs-I love playing Surrender!, great approachable gameplay, and more!
- Destroy All Humans Series-With great gameplay, fun weapons, and absolutely hillarious dialogue, this is a great game.
- Burnout Revenge-With truly detailed crashes and cars, awesome gameplay, and just being fun, it earns its spot.
- Psychonauts-The gamplay is fun, it’s one of the funniest games, and the old man likes bacon, there’s not much more to say here. Â
- Halo 2 (Multiplayer)-The game is great to have at parties, I love customizing my armor (White, Blue and Yellow Spartans rule!), and I rock with the plasma sword!
- The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess-This game feels so cinematic, it’s like watching a summer blockbuster, and it’s about 20 times as long as one!
- Rayman Raving Rabbids-Also another hillarious game, this game combines great minigames with great, responsive Wii motion-sensing controls.
- 007:Nightfire-My favorite Bond game, with all the neat gadgets and multi-approachable levels, also with an awesome multiplayer.
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Posted in The Tube at 1:30 pm by earl
Well, it looks like a Rapper has been killed in a tragic car boming, and another rival raper has been suspected of the crime. Looks like Monk’s on the case! While Monk’s at home trying to get his house clock perfectly sycnhronized, A rapper named Murderous and his boys come into Monk’s home. They report the news that Extra-Large, a fellow rapper, was killed in a car bombing, and they think it was Murderous, mainly due to the mountain of evidence, including a song telling Murderous wrote about how he would kill Extra Large. Monk zones out in fear and accepts the case. They go to the crime scene, where they find Murderous’ special imported watch used in the car bomb. Monk starts to lose hope. They visit Extra Large’s record manager, who seems somwhat suspicious since he says he saw Murderous next to Extra Large’s limousine the night before. Monk goes on, and tries to get out of his contract with Murderous due to the mountain of evidence, but once again zones out and becomes part of his security. Later on at the benefit party for X-Large, Monk realizes that there’s just too much coincidence and solves the case.
Here’s What Happened: X-Large’s record manager was consumed with greed, he wanted all of that money to himself, so, he used X-Large’s and Murderous’ rivalry to his advantage and sneaked into the garage and planted the bomb using Murderous’ watch. And later, the bomb went kaboom. What proved the manager guilty? When Murderous first visited Monk, he had forgotten to set time forward for Daylight Savings, thus setting the manager’s whole plan askew.
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