07.21.07
How Harry Potter 7 Ends
 
You See kids, I am not a big fan of the Harry Potter series, I honestly just woke up this morning wanting to know how it ended. I’ve watched three out of five of the movies, so I’m somewhat familiar with the books. I personally think that ol’ J.K. could have made the books more appealing by gettin’ rid of the wands. It just seems a little lame. I would personally just go all force lightning style. In the fight between Dumbledore and Voldemort in #5, it just seems a little off that the “master of evil” is using a wand! But that’s just me. Anyway, here’s how the book ends.
The book comes in showing Harry and Ron at Hermoine’s funeral, you see, she was bitten by a radioactive spider, but it didn’t work out like Spiderman. Then all of the teachers take a cruise, where they are devoured by the Loch Ness Monster. Voldemort is smart enough to learn force lightning comes in and then wipes out all the children and younglings like Anakin did in Episode 3 “Even the younglings?!!?!”. The only survivor was Dobbie and Hagrid, who went on to be Broadway stars. Also Voldemort only escaped on foot about 1 mile outside of the school in the forest where he tripped on a rock got amnesia. THE END.