06.03.07
The Razr
 
You may be familiar with a cellular phone called the Razr. I personally don’t like these phones. The body where you’re supposed to put your fingers is too small! I can’t hold on to it! It’s ridiculous! Please, make the base a little fatter! When people ask me, “Do you want a Razr?”, I’ll just say no thanks, I’m still waiting for the rotary dial cellphone. Which I am.