05.12.07

Top Ten Things To Do in Halo 2 MultiPlayer

Posted in Top Tens, Video Games at 6:56 pm by earl

Recently in my math class I was able to play Halo 2 on a projection screen with three of my other pals.

  1. (In my case) Pretend you know what you’re doing, and then brag when you come in 2nd place. 
  2. Dual Wield Needler and SMG (It took me an hour to figure out how to shoot them both at once.)  
  3. Drive a Banshee or Ghost 
  4. Run and beg for mercy from the dude driving the Banshee or Ghost 
  5. Yell “That’s Right!” when you win the gunfight with the guy next to you. 
  6. Be a commentator when you’re not playing. 
  7. Rocket to the Warthog
  8. Scream Wildly
  9. Pretend you’re playing another game-”Where’s Captain Quark?”
  10. Run from the Rocket Launcher.

Game of the Week: May 6-12

Posted in Video Games at 6:45 pm by earl

I would personally like to apologize for the video game industry’s lack of progress, I mean, I really wanted to give it to Spiderman 3, but with a score of 6.6/10.00 for the 360 on Gamespot, it didn’t cut it. This week, however, was a little better. With the dissapointment of Heatseeker heading to the PSP certain for doom, and “Burger Island” coming out for the PC, there was a game that came out victorius over the others, and it’s name is “Command and Conquer 3:Tiberium Wars”. This game was a smash hit for the PC, and it transferred very well to the 360. With truly next-gen graphics, funny live action cutscenes, and more, this game not only is a good Game of the Week, it makes up for last week.

  

My Name is Earl

Posted in The Tube at 11:47 am by earl

My Name is Earl is a great tv show that comes on the “Comedy Night Done Right” on NBC. It tells the story of Earl Hickey, an ex-con who, after an unfortunate accident, decides to get his life right. So he makes a list of all the bad things he’s done, and, in most episodes, is going one by one fixing them in a variety of ways. This show is extremely funny, with Earl’s…..intelligence-challenged brother following him along the way. This is a great example for people today, and I strongly recommend it, besides a few moments of bad lanquage and some sexual content.