04.17.07
The Destroy All Humans! Games
Note:If there is a 3rd one made, I will redo this post.
Destroy All Humans! (1)
(9.00/10.00) Those meatbags! This extremely unique game tells the story of Crypto Sporinium 137, an alien whose race is dying, and it’s up to him in order to go harvest some human, but matching D.N.A. (long story). This game takes place in the 50s, and of course it has a very nostalgic look to it, and the voice of Crypto, Pox (his boss), and most of the humans fit well. You go through a variety of places, being led here to there. Although, as possibly my biggest complaint, the game’s missions can and will become repetitive, although they’re still fun. This game is very funny, blaming problems on commies, and levitating cows is probably as much fun as it will ever be on this game.
Destroy All Humans! 2
(8.50/10.00) This one is also very good. This time around, Crypto is back, not realizing that the U.S. wasn’t the only country on the Earth in the first one, to rid countries like Russia, England, Japan, and the Moon of their meatbags. The game’s missions in this game are a lot more diverse, yet still doing the same thing. You get to fight Kojira, a super-easy final boss, and an MI6 agent, and it’s tons of fun. You have some newer, cooler weapons, making you realize how few you had in the first game-4, this time also in a Ratchet and Clank style format. The humor is also back, but the cussing can often get out-of-control.