04.16.07

“The Office” Quotes

Posted in Quotes at 7:18 am by earl

“It takes a big man to admit his mistakes…..and I am that big man.”-Micheal
“I am both the early bird and the night owl. IÂ live to party and I have worms.”-Micheal
“Bailer, I hardly know her!”-Micheal
“Everything’s fine here Jan, our employees are extremely gruntled.”-Micheal
(He drops a watermelon that hits Stanley’s car) “O.K., if that’s Stanley’s car, go call his lawyer and see if he does hate crimes, then go put it in the bailer.”-Micheal
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Christmas has been cancelled.”-Micheal
“This suit could be for a man or a woman…..I think it’s bisexual.”-Micheal
“For 8 years I have brought pepper spray into this office…..and for 8 years people have laughed…..well…..who’s laughing now!”-Dwight
“I…..will not say a thing…..and that makes us even.”-Jim
“Andy-…..It’s too far…..”-Jim
“I don’t understand…..Chris Rock can do a comedy routine, and everyone laughs, and when I do the same routine, same timing, people send a complaint to corporate.”-Micheal
“Take Toby with me, hey, I’d rather kill myself.”-Micheal
“I don’t care.”-Stanley