04.01.07

Top Ten April Fool’s Jokes

Posted in Top Tens at 8:42 am by earl

April Fool’s Day is probably one of my favorite days of the year. I once made a list of people to prank. Ahhh. Good times, goooood times.

  1. Tell everyone that you know that you have done some soul-searching and that you plan to join a cult in the Phillipines, and go to the Phillipines.
  2. Tell someone that you will sell them your next-gen PS3 for $50.
  3. Tell someone that you will go bungee-jumping if they will go with you, and then stay back when they jump.
  4. Pretend you speak a different lanquage.
  5. Tell everyone it’s your birthday.
  6. Pretend to be gothic.
  7. Go around flying in a cape yelling “I’m Superman/girl!” (I know a person that actually did this.)
  8. Go around screaming ”The voices are back, the voices are back!” (I actually did this one.) It was truth or dare, and I was dared.
  9. If you’re in school, tell your teacher you’re not doing any work.
  10. Tell everyone they’ll never see you again. 

6 Comments »

  1. James said,

    April 1, 2007 at 10:47 am

    The Voices!!

    rotflol

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  3. MovieScoop said,

    April 1, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    I’ve got a good April Fools Joke. Go around to everyone you know and tell them taht you think your’re gay. They will scream. I know someone whoi did this last year.

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    April 1, 2007 at 1:42 pm

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